THOU SHALL KILL

OH MY GOD! WRESTLING
presents

THOU SHALL KILL
from
THE HOFF MEMORIAL CENTRE, GERMANY
on
Thursday 29th March 2007
OMG!W moved on from France to Germany, and a crowd of 1000 filled the Hoff Memorial Centre, Germany. Martin Wyngarde came out dressed in Leiderhosen. He thanks the fans for coming along and said OMG!W is making great strides, and was sure the calibre of talent on display tonight would show that. But enough talk, on with the show.


ERIK LEDGER Vs. 'CODE RED' RYAN SHARPEIn this match, opening the show, it was 'Code Red' Ryan Sharpe, against the newcomer Erik Ledger who suffered a surprise defeat to Billy Ransom last week. Ryan Sharpe, back in OMGW, has a match against Bull Tyler in a cage next week and there are rumours that Tyler is chronically scared of Sharpe's Rear Naked Chokehold. Tyler was at ringside for this match.

MC: So it's Ledger and Sharpe in the ring. What's the deal with Ledger?

EH: He's a great talent. Just got unlucky last week against Ransom. Once he gets going, he'll be right at the top, unlike Sharpe who deserves to be here, curtain jerking!

MC: They lock up...Sharpe whips Ledger to the ropes...STIFF QUICK KICK TO THE FACE!...LEDGER GOES DOWN...REAR NAKED CHOKEHOLD!!! And look at Bull Tyler, he immediately turned away and leaves ringside!

EH: He's probably forgotten he left the coffee machine on. Doesn't like to waste electricity does Bull Tyler. I hear he doesn't like to waste energy. Really concerned about Climate Change too.

MC: That may be, but Sharpe has just choked the life out of Ledger! This match is over in less than a minute. Bull Tyler should be very worried, because when Sharpe and Tyler meet in the cage...well, putting your money on Sharpe would not be a bad idea! And as for Ledger...

EH: Don't you worry about Ledger. He'll show his true form really soon, trust me.


THE DIRTY FACES (Leon Bronski & Jim Bastard) Vs. BIG EVIL (Yubai & King Hell)With the announcement of their tag-tournament, and that they had put their titles up for grabs, this was no longer a tag-team title match.
And a good thing too because the 7'2 Yubai and his 6'6 partner King Hell really put The Dirty Faces through the mill with their size and power advantage. Yubai and King Hell looked like a fully dangerous team. Bronski and Bastard were the fan favourites in this match, but the fan support wasn't carrying these brawlers far enough. In the end it was former World title contender Yubai who scored the victory, pinning Leon Bronski after hitting him with the Kamikaze. If The Dirty Faces hadn't given up their tag-titles, Big Evil would be the tag-champions, but the fact is the tournament next week will decide that.



DAVID LEE Vs. ZAKI, THE ISLAMIC EXTREMIST
David Lee entered OMGW as a popular young competitor but he has since turned on his friends and fans, although some suspect this was always his true nature. Zaki, The Islamic Extremist, took particular offence at Lee's change in attitude and made it clear over the last week. This match was fought with passion and intent to win from both men, both high flying fighters. It was a fast, thrilling contest with quite a few near falls. Zaki came incredibly close with his i-Slam but David Lee got his foot on the rope. Flying attacks, dropkicks, punches, kicks, even a headbutt...this match had it all going for it. The fans were really giving David Lee a hard time while cheering Zaki on.

MC: This match has taken a lot out of both of these guys. They've fought at a really high tempo all match. Zaki...still controlling at the moment...whips Lee to the ropes...leaping knee attack. Zaki...top rope...FLYING ELBOW DROP!!!! Zaki covers...


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EH: KICKOUT!!! That's the stuff. I've grown to like David Lee a hell of a lot! What an exciting young star we have here.

MC: Zaki...STANDING DROPKICK!...Down goes Lee again. Zaki...

[ OH MY GOD! POP! ]

MC: SPRINGBOARD SOMERSAULT LEGDROP!!! He covers again...



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MC: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH! Just a 2, but so close to a three. But Zaki is signalling for the i-Slam. He's going to finish the match. He whips Lee to the ropes...

CROWD: OH MY GOD!!!!!!

EH: FURIOUS YAKUZA! Zaki wasn't expecting that. David Lee telegraphed his finisher and took Zaki down big time with that incredible Furious Yakuza...it almost took Zaki's head off.

[ DING DING DING ]

MC: It's over! Bobby Trevor has given the match to David Lee via a clear K.O!

[ FANS START BOOING ]

MC: Lee, sinking lower in my estimations now as he mocks the unconscious Zaki then taunts the fans too...and they start throwing trash at him!

EH: That is no way to treat their superior.

MC: I can't believe that David Lee has taken this path with his career. I am so disappointed


RUSSIAN SHOOT VAMPIRE, DEMETER ROMANOV Vs. THE BABY EATER Vs. AL TONKAWe've seen the Russian Shoot Vampire square off against Al Tonka many a time now...but this time was different, that was for sure, for the once popular drunk Native American wrestler, famed for pulling victories out of nowhere, was now himself a vampire following the blood sucking of Demeter Romanov last week. And he was clearly helping Romanov and Mr Sushi in the fight against The Baby Eater. The slightly portly start took quite a beating and with Mr Sushi on the outside interfering it was like 3 on 1! This didn't stop the fans cheering on the nibbler of all infants. He took the beatings, and kept on kicking out. Tonka wasn't much help to Romanov, except when cutting down Baby Eater whenever he was making a comeback. Romanov, doubtful at first of Tonka, seemed convinced by the end that Tonka was on his side. Tonka was getting big jeers from the once loving crowd. As the match drew to a close, Baby Eater was clearly suffering the effects of the stiff kicks from Romanov.

MC: I don't know how much more of this Baby Eater can, or should, take.

EH: I'm just sitting back and enjoying it Monty.

MC: I'm sure you are.

EH: HIGH LEFT KICK! YES!!!

MC: That must be it.

EH: Tonka goes for the cover...


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MC: Romanov pulls Tonka off. This is Romanov's pin.

EH: Romanov...puts Baby Eater in a full nelson. Sushi tells Tonka to hit the RMR on Baby Eater while Romanov holds him. Tonka willingly complies...I can't believe we've seen Tonka turn like this...

[ BIG POP! ]

MC: OH MY GOD!!!

EH: I don't believe it!

MC: Baby Eater used his strength and spun around with Romanov holding him so that Romanov got hit with the RMR full on his back!!! ROMANOV IS DOWN! It's Baby Eater and Tonka! Mr Sushi on the ropes with his Soviet flag...his swings, but IT HITS TONKA!!! Baby Eater ducked. Baby Eater...NAILS SUSHI!...Tonka is out cold...Baby Eater makes sure, hitting Tonka with the Spiced Baby Wings...



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[ MASSIVE CROWD POP! ]

MC: 3! 3! 3! Baby Eater with a great win in this triple threat contest!

EH: I can't believe it! This was like Dusk Til Dawn. Baby Eater was up against a legion of vampires, and still he emerged victorious.

[ BIG POP! ]

MC: Double Vampire Sit Up from Tonka and Romanov! And as Eater walks away down the aisle victorious, they do not look happy. But clearly, Al Tonka is one of the undead and working with Romanov and Sushi!





FATAL FOUR WAY - 30 MINUTE IRON MAN MATCHSTATE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH'OKLAHOMA' JAKE COGBURN [c] Vs. 'HIGHLIGHT' CHANCE MCKENZIE Vs. 'IRONHEAD' STEVE HANSON Vs. 'BAD DOG' SCOTT HAGGARTY

Cogburn may be the champ but he wasn't getting in the ring until everyone else was in there. McKenzie was the last one in, and he came to the ring with Ashleigh Winters as confident as anyone could be. Hanson and Haggarty were already in there. Both had intensity about them, Hanson's was iron like, Haggarty's was a restless violence. Everyone knew they had a tough 30 minutes ahead of them. Hanson and Haggarty had seemed to make a non-agression pact; they both want to win the title, but would rather see each other win than one of the other two. McKenzie is highly hated but highly talented too. Cogburn is a worthy champion and his ability to get a submission out of anyone with his deadly finisher has seen him do very well in OMG!W.
As could be expected, this match was a crazy, chaotic affair, happening inside and outside the ring, with all men doing well. They fought true to type - Hanson with heart and power; Haggarty with his brawling Texan swagger; McKenzie fast, flying and cheating; Cogburn, technical and dirty. It was hard to get a pinfall or a submission without someone breaking it up. McKenzie was a target for all men, but especially from Hanson. Haggarty was particularly after Cogburn due to their rivalry based on their Texas-Oklahoma split.
We'll be seeing the final moments soon, so this is how all the falls went down: Haggarty pinned Jake Cogburn following his 'Twister' spinning superplex at the 11.02 while McKenzine and Hanson fought on the outside; McKenzie pinned Hanson soon after with his 'Greetihgs From Milan' Front Flip Piledriver; Jake Cogburn got a submission out of Haggarty at the 18.40 mark with his Oklahoma Arm Bar; Hanson got a pinfall on McKenzie at 23.07 when McKenzie DDT'd Hanson then gloated to the fans then turned around and Hanson was standing up, completely no-selling the DDT...IRONSPEAR! McKenzie was pinned; McKenzie pinned Haggarty following his Greetings From Milan at 25.30, but he then leapt off the top rope with a Phoenix Splash on to a brawling Cogburn and Hanson...but Cogburn pulled Ashleigh Winters in at the last minute and it was an utter trainwreck involving all four! Cogburn, Hanson and McKenzie all got counted out. Everyone had lost two falls, and even though McKenzie was the only one to have pinned two opponents, that was made irrelevant because they were all equal on points lost.

And that's the way it stayed until the final moments...

MC: Hanson...he is eyeing McKenzie up...the popular former State Champ...IRONSPEAR!!! McKenzie dodges and Hanson flies straight into Haggarty!!! Cogburn covers Haggarty...



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EH: McKenzie breaks it! DDT's Cogburn!


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MC: Hanson breaks it. He lifts up McKenzie...RUNNING POWERSLAM!!!! He goes for it...



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EH: Just a 2! Ashleigh Winters pulls Hanson off her man!

MC: Cogburn has Haggarty in the Oklahoma ArmBar but Bobby Trevor doesn't see it because he is putting Winters in her place.

EH: HAGGARTY IS TAPPING! FOR GOD'S SAKE TREVOR, PAY ATTENTION!

MC: HANSON - GERMAN SUPLEX INTO A PIN ON MCKENZIE...


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EH: BUT TREVOR IS TOO BUSY ARGUING WITH WINTERS TO COUNT!

MC: This is ridiculous.

EH: Cognburn releases the ArmBar to complain to Bobby Trevor, as does Hanson.

MC: Bobby Trevor may have been the 'Best Ever' as a wrestler, but as a referee, I gotta wonder...

EH: OH MY GOD!!! MCKENZIE ROLLS UP HANSON FROM BEHIND!!!

MC: HAGGARTY ROLLS UP COGBURN FROM BEHIND!!!


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MC: COGBURN GOT HIS SHOULDER UP!!!

[ DING DING DING! ]

EH: It's McKenzie!!! McKenzie gets the fall.

MC: He had a handful of tights! That can't count.

EH: But it does. It does.

MC: They're all fighting again, desperation kicking in now. Haggarty rolls out of the ring and comes back in with a chair...

[ CRRRRRRRACK! ]


[ CRRRAACCCKK! ]

MC: HAGGARTY!!! He lost it and has taken McKenzie and Cogburn down with two steel chair shots. That is 2 DQ's for Haggarty, he is out of contention now. Frustration got the better of him. But Hanson could make the cover here...Hanson could cover both McKenzie and Cogburn, get a double fall and become the State champion...

EH: Haggarty is yelling at Hanson to cover them...the fans are screaming their lungs out for Hanson to make the cover.

MC: COVER THEM!!!

EH: Oh look at Hanson and his poor little conscience.

MC: He wants the title, but not like this. He doesn't want this to be an empty victory...but if he doesn't...Chance McKenzie becomes the Champion...wait, Hanson looks like he's made a decision.

EH: Winters is on the apron...

MC: HAGGARTY NAILS HER! BIG CLOTHESLINE SENDS HER INTO THE RAILINGS OFF THE RING APRON.

EH: What is Hanson up to?

MC: Oh my god...he's putting Cogburn on McKenzie...that'll stop McKenzie winning...



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[ DING DING DING ]


MC: THAT'S THE TIME LIMIT!!! The 30 Minutes is up. By my reckoning, that means Cogburn and McKenzie tie, because under OMG!W rules, Haggarty lost a fall when he hit Cogburn and McKenzie but they did not gain a positive fall. We've got a tie.

EH: Heh, a fair result I suppose.

MC: Jake Cogburn is still the OMG!W State Champion.

EH: The Oklahoma State Champion.

MC: Whatever.

EH: Hold on, what is going on here?

MC: Bobby Trevor is speaking to Rick Anderson the ring announcer...

RA: Ladies and gentlemen...the winner of this Fatal 4 Way Iron Man Match...and NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW STATE CHAMPION...'HIGHLIGHT' CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE MCKENZIE!!!

[ McKenzie, regaining consciousness, hears it and his arm is raised in triumph by Ashleigh Winters ]

Crowd: HUGE HEEL POP!

MC: What the f...?

EH: YES! YES! YES!

MC: How?

EH: Let's get Bobby Trevor over here to explain.

[ Bobby Trevor comes over ]

MC: Bobby...how? HOW THE HELL DID HE DO IT?

BT: Monty, it was damn close, it was too close to call at the end, so I looked at the video replay straight after the end and the time limit went a fraction before my hand hit the mat for the 3.

MC: Bobby...

BT: Yeah?

MC: You are the worst referee in the world!

EH: Don't listen to him Bobby. Chance McKenzie is the new State Champion and I couldn't be happier!

MC: And judging by his reaction, nor could Chance. Hanson is devastated. Haggarty has left the ring, furious. What an incredible match from all 4 men, a five star match for sure. Oh my god fans, this is what wrestling is all about.



THE MAIN EVENTWORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCHBULL TYLER [c] Vs. EL SAVAJE
Bull Tyler may be a hated man by the fans, but there is a respect for what he achieves. But then again, at 6'6, 456lbs, he should achieve, big time. El Savaje is a rising star on the world wrestling circuit. But at 5'5, 176lb, this was a pure mismatch in physical attributes. Anyone as large as Tyler would take someone as small as El Savaje lightly. After all, what chance could El Savaje, even with Little Savaje at ringside, possibly have. Tyler was quickly corrected as El Savaje hit Tyler with stiff blows to the thighs, knees, ankles, hitting quickly, moving out of the way, and bringing Tyler to the mat, then working on the big man while he was down. El Savaje looked for a while in the opening minutes that he might even get an ankle lock submission out of Tyler, but Tyler is too big and too strong and made it to the ropes. El Savaje came close again after his Savaje Series (Savaje’s signature knife edge chop, Mongolian chop, palm thrust to the throat, and side kick to the head combo) but Tyler kicked out. Tyler was soon able to gain full control of the match though and several big moves later - a chokeslam, a gutwrench suplex, a tilt-a-whirl suplex, a big boot to the face - El Savaje was in serious trouble. However, Little Savaje was still in the reckoning...

MC: Little Savaje...he has his hands on Tyler's World title...and Tyler sees the midget with his title and he goes after him...Little Savaje goes under the ring but Tyler reaches under and pulls him out...

[ OH MY GOD POP! ]

EH: BULLDOZER!!! HE HITS HIS BULLDOZER ON THE MIDGET ON TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!

Crowd: OH EM GEE! OH EM GEE! OH EM GEE!

MC: That was just WRONG! He's wiped Little Savaje out. But El Savaje...he's on the apron...DIVES AT TYLER...TYLER CATCHES HIM....PRESS SLAM, LAUNCHING EL SAVAJE TEN FEET INTO THE AIR AND ACROSS THE RING STEPS!!!!

CROWD: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!

EH: The crowd are lapping this up. They love a bit of violence!

MC: Bull Tyler goes back into the ring and tells the referee Bobby Trevor to count El Savaje out...


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EH: Bull Tyler!!! He stops Bobby Trevor from completing the ten count. He wants El Savaje to get back in the ring and finish this match properly! Bull, you should have just taken the victory.

MC: El Savaje can barely stand, but there is no doubting how tough he is, getting up and coming back into the ring like this. Bull Tyler...big double ax-handle...and again...he pounds El Savaje into the mat. And now he indicates it is time for the Bulldozer...

Crowd: OH MY GOD!

MC: El Savaje goes straight over and slips on to Bull Tyler's back...WITH A REAR NAKED CHOKEHOLD!!!

EH: OH MY GOD!!! That is Ryan Sharpe's move!

MC: Sharpe faces Tyler next week...but Tyler may not have the title when they meet!!!

[ SQQQQUUUAAAASSSHHH ]

EH: It's over!

MC: Tyler sandwiches El Savaje between himself and the ringpost, at great speed. El Savaje drops to the floor...Bull Tyler goes to the second turnbuckle...BIG SPLASH!!!! OH MY GOD!!! He's just made a pancake out of El Savaje!



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[ DING DING DING ]

MC: A successful title defence for Tyler before he goes to his defence against Ryan Sharpe next week! A damn good showing from El Savaje too, but it looks while someone as big as Tyler is the champion, he may have to set his sights lower.

EH: El Savaje is superb, but you know what, Bull Tyler is such an impressive champion.

MC: We've had a great show tonight. And now we're going to the draw for 'For Whom Hell Calls'. This is going to be so exciting...wait, wait, before we go...it's Ryan Sharpe...he's making his way to the ring...Sharpe and Tyler...face to face, staring each other down...feel the intensity between these two...oh man, we're going to have a great show at For Whom Hell Calls!


Martin Wyngarde is with retired wrestling star, Randy Love, for this draw...

Team 1...first number is...NUMBER 3....'BAD DOG' SCOTT HAGGARTY! And his partner is...NUMBER 7....'CODE RED' RYAN SHARPE!
and their opponents...in team 3....first number is...CHANCE MCKENZIE! And his partner is...NUMBER 6...YUBAI, THE GENOCIDAL GIANT

Team 3...first number is...NUMBER 5...BILLY RANSOM! And his partner is...DRUNK NATIVE AMERICAN VAMPIRE, AL TONKA! And their opponents, in team 4, is..THE DIRTY FACES

Team 5...first number is...NUMBER 11...DEMETER ROMANOV! And his parter is...NUMBER 4...THE BABY EATER! And their opponents, in team number 6...EL SAVAJE...and his partner...DAVID LEE!

Team number 7...first number is number 14...ERIK LEDGER! And his partner is...BULL TYLER! And their opponents, in team number 8...first number is...NUMBER 1...'IRONHEAD' STEVE HANSON...and his partner...number 10...JAKE COGBURN!

Wow!

So this is how the brackets look. The quarter finals and semi finals take place next week. Add to that the cage match betweem Sharpe and Tyler for the World title, and we've got an amazing show for you.

Scott Haggarty & Ryan Sharpe
Vs.
Chance McKenzie & Alex Cougar

Billy Ransom & Al Tonka
Vs.
The Dirty Faces

Demeter Romanov & The Baby Eater
Vs.
El Savaje & David Lee

Erik Ledger & Bull Tyler
Vs.
Steve Hanson & Jake Cogburn

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[c] OMG!W 2007