POINT DEATH

OH MY GOD! WRESTLING
presents
POINT DEATH
from
NOU CAMP, BARCELONA, SPAIN
on
Monday 12th March 2007

800 fans were in attendance at the Nou Camp to witness great OMG!W action. Word about OMG!W is spreading quickly across the European continent. Martin Wyngarde came out and said it was great to be in Barcelona, and that he hoped everyone would have a great time. He said he was particularly proud to have J.J. Garcia on the card and was sure he’d do Spain proud.

The opening two matches saw Yubai defeat Chris Hartt with the Kamikaze, then The Dirty Faces defended their tag titles against Billy Ransom and Zaki after Bronski pinned Zaki following the Dirty Face Buster.

DAVID LEE Vs. KING HELL
David Lee is a young exciting star who isn’t afraid to do anything if it’d make the crowd go ‘Ohmygodidyouseethat?’. Hence his dropkick off the top of the cage in the hardcore battle royale two weeks ago. His opponent, King Hell, is a big vicious man who has ripped all his opponents with his trademark fork. David Lee would want to avoid that. David started the match strong with dropkicks and stiff body kicks, chops and punches, but King Hell was equal to the task and for a long time he kept the rising star down with some big moves, not least when he splashed on to him from the middle rope. It was amazing that David Lee kicked out. David Lee got back into it, using speed and hit and run tactics to keep King Hell at bay. He seemed to be running on pure determination. The fans were certainly urging him on. We join the match for the finish…

EH: Come on King, finish him off!

MC: King Hell, whips Lee to the ropes…Lee ducks the clothesline…comes back…dropkick! King Hell is stunned but he isn’t down. David Lee signals to the fans…

[ OH MY GOD! POP!!! ]

MC: Double jump corkscrew body vault!!! Hell goes down, Lee covers…



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MC: 3!!!!

[ BIG FAN POP! ]

EH: NO WAY!

MC: Yes way! David Lee scores a tremendous victory over the big man, King Hell.

EH: And look at this!!! What does he think he is doing???

MC: He has King Hell’s fork…I think he intends to use it on King Hell.

EH: King Hell rolls out of the ring though…he isn’t going to give David Lee the chance.

MC: Lee chases King Hell down the aisle…I think he wants to give back to King Hell what King Hell has been dishing out.

EH: Not this time kid, not this time!

[ Hell and Lee disappear behind the curtain ]

MC: Lee is a rising star in wrestling, that’s for sure. He is so exciting to watch.

[ OH MY GOD!!! ]

EH: KING HELL!!!

MC: He’s dragging David Lee out…and he has a steel chair – it looks like Lee got nailed by the chair when they went through the curtain…and now King Hell has the fork…

[ HEEL POP! ]

MC: OH MY GOD, NO! DON’T DO THAT TO THIS POOR KID!!!

EH: I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT!!! You can’t spell BLEED without spelling LEE…DAVID LEE!!!

MC: King Hell scrapes the fork across Lee’s head, blood comes gushing out, and then King Hell hits him with the HKS!!!

[ BIG HEEL POP ]

EH: I think Hell let Lee off lightly.

MC: This is not good, not good at all.
RUSSIAN SHOOT VAMPIRE, DEMETER ROMANOV & PABLO RAREFACTION
Vs.
STEVE HANSON & AL TONKA
Hanson's feud with Rarefaction has stretched on but Rarefaction has been on a steep decline for some time. Would the former State Champion be any kind of ally for Demeter Romanov against Hanson and Tonka? The answer was no, he seemed like a pretty bad tag-team partner. He rarely tagged in, and when he did, he got his ass kicked. Romanov was great though. This guy, sorry, vampire, sorry, Russian Shoot Vampire is phenomenal in the ring with his stiff and shooty wrestling from Demeter as he tries to put people in his guard while his opponents counter with classic "wrestling" holds (such as reversing the guard with a Boston Crab). and gave Hanson and Tonka a torrid time. Al Tonka, particularly, got his drunken butt kicked by Romanov. Good thing there was no ‘wellness programme’ in OMG!W today because with Rarefaction allegedly on drugs and Tonka running on a full tank of whiskey, this was practically a party. Just with lots of fighting. Mr Sushi on the outside was a great assist for Romanov though, and he got his handful of radioactive salt thrown in the face of always-fan-loved Steve Hanson for a near fall, don’t you worry. There was another great moment when Hanson had RSV in a crucifix pin that seemed to be burning Romanov into quitting but Rarefaction actually came in and made the save getting heel heat. Romanov then did a ‘Vampire Coffin Sit Up’ and proceeded to smash Hanson with stiff kicks. We join the match in the final stages.

MC: Hanson is down and almost out outside the ring after that beatdown by Rarefaction and Romanov. Tonka is getting double teamed now inside the ring. Come on somebody, stop this.

EH: Lovely spiked piledriver!

MC: Hanson is getting up on the ring apron in place for a tag.

EH: Pablo on the ring apron opposite with a steel chair, lining up to hit Tonka.

MC: HANSON! Charges along the apron and spear Pablo, chair and all, off the apron with such force they both hit the ringside barrier!!! OH MY GOD! Hanson and Pablo, busted open.

EH: Never mind about that. Romanov is devastating the drunken Indian with some seriously stiff kicks!

MC: Hanson, somehow, has made it back up again and is trying to return the ring.

EH: Romanov smells the blood! He’s sniffing! He’s getting a lusty look for Hanson…no Romanov, don’t get distracted! You’ve got Tonka beat!

MC: TONKA! FROM BEHIND! ROLLS UP ROMANOV!!!

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EH: 3!!!! NO!!!

MC: The fans love it! A great victory for the heroic Hanson and the tanked Tonka, and they’re not hanging around to celebrate.

EH: Romanov is losing it!!! He is furious with his partner, Pablo Rarefaction, who has really let him down in this match. The Russian Shoot Vampire…OH MY GOD!!! HE’S DRINKING PABLO’S BLOOD!!! HE’S BITTEN HIS NECK AND IS DRINKING THE GUSHING BLOOD!

MC: Get a medic out there! Get Romanov off Rarefaction!!!

EH: Romanov had better be careful with that blood – you don’t know what kind of toxic substances will be in there!!!

MC: There is a LOT of blood being lost by Rarefaction there. It’s gone all over the fans. Romanov did not deserve to lose…

EH: …but I’m not sure Rarefaction should have been treated like this!!!


'TEXAS DEATH' ALEX COUGAR & 'BAD DOG' SCOTT HAGGARTY
Vs.
JAKE COGBURN & 'HIGHLIGHT' CHANCE MACKENZIE
‘Oklahoma’ Jake Cogburn, the Texan-hating State Champion was teamed up with Chance MacKenzie for this battle against OMG!W’s two Texans, Cougar and Haggart. The only problem was, Chance MacKenzie didn’t show up, leaving Jake Cogburn to fight by himself against the two brawlers. All credit to Cogburn, he tried to fight rather than runaway, and even if that did involve cheating, well, who can blame him. He got the boos, but he also got a little bit of credibility. Still, Cougar and Haggarty teamed with great understanding and even when Cogburn did try to leave the ring, they wouldn’t let him. People were surprised by MacKenzie’s absence because a victory for his team meant he’d get a shot at Jake Cogburn. So ten minutes into the match, people were surprised by his sudden strolling to the ring with Ashleigh Winters by his side. They were even more surprised by him using a steel chair to take out both Cogburn and Cougar who were fighting outside the ring while Bobby Trevor dealt with Scott Haggarty.

MC: Oh my god! I can’t believe this. MacKenzie has just let his partner take a huge beating and now he’s nailed him with a chair! What is going through his mind?

EH: Singled minded, heading for the top, that’s what!

MC: He steps in the ring. Haggarty sees him, runs at him…MACKENZIE DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE AND HAGGARTY GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! Ashleigh Winters pulled down the top rope!

[ HUGE HEEL POP! ]

EH: This guy is HOT! He really is the highlight of the show, hence his name.

MC: And now he’s going to take a chance…OH MY GOD!!! Picture perfect somersault plancha on Cougar and Haggarty and Cogburn!!! We’ve got bodies everywhere!!!

EH: But MacKenzie knows what he is up to…he gets up and gets back into the ring…

MC: Just as Bobby Trevor reaches the 10 count!!! He just made it in!!! OH MY GOD!!! He has picked up a hugely controversial victory!!!

EH: And now he gets a shot at Jake Cogburn’s State Championship…and if I was Cogburn, I’d be very worried.

MC: I never thought I’d see an ending like this. The fans are pelting the ring with rubbish.

EH: You can’t do that to a man of MacKenzie’s calibre!!!

MC: MacKenzie is just standing smugly in the centre of the ring, I have never seen such a cocky individual!

EH: You’re just…

[ HUGE FACE POP!!!! ]

MC: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!!!! IRONSPEAR!!!! STEVE HANSON WITH PAAAAAAAAYBACK!!! Out of the crowd and he just nailed MacKeznie with his IronSpear!!!

[ HANSON! HANSON! HANSON! HANSON! HANSON! ]

MC: We’ve got bodies everywhere!!!


TITLE-SHOT OF CHOICE MATCH
EL SAVAJE Vs. THE BABY EATER
It's the winner of the Bobby Trevor Trophy versus the winner of the Hardcore Battle Royale - and Martin Wyngarde has put The Baby Eater's prize - the title shot of his choice - on the line against El Savaje. And after their battle along the canals of Venice, this was bound to be a hot hot match! But it was made more interesting by the presence, as promised, of a baby in a stroller at ringside. El Savaje offered Baby Eater the baby in return for lying down and giving up his title shot, but Baby Eater replied that when he’s won the World title, he’ll be able to eat all the babies he could ever want…they’ll be queuing up to get eaten!
El Savaje and Baby Eater then brawled with a vengeance, although the way El Savaje was fighting, Baby Eater was probably wishing he’d taken the challenger up on his offer. However, in the sixth minute, after a fight outside the ring, the popular Baby Eater rolled El Savaje back into the ring…

MC: He can’t resist it. He’s going to look at the baby!

EH: He’s licking his lips.

MC: Are we going to see baby eating here in OMG!W?

EH: I hope not…I really hope not.

MC: Baby Eater looks inside the stroller…

[ SMASH! ]

MC: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! The baby just smashed a glass baby bottle into the face of Baby Eater. Blood everywhere! Baby Eater is holding his face…

EH: That isn’t a baby…it’s some Asian midget!!! THE LITTLE PEOPLE ARE UPRISING!!!!

MC: The little guy…he nails Baby Eater with a teddy bear, but the way Baby Eater fell, it was a loaded teddy bear!

EH: And El Savaje had Bobby Trevor distracted the entire time.

MC: Now he is counting Baby Eater out…7…8…9…10! El Savaje wins!!! He’s got the title shot of his choice.

EH: What a victory for El Savaje…we all know he may be the toughest wrestler in the world, pound for pound, but he may just be the smartest too! What a great touch from the superstar from Singapore!

MC: The Baby Eater isn’t going to be happy when he comes round, not one bit!

EH: Gee, I hope this doesn’t put him off eating babies! BWAHAHAHAHAAA!

[ BIG POP! ]

MC: IRONSPEAR! IRONSPEAR! Steve Hanson came out of the crowd and nailed El Savaje with the Ironspear! Hanson evens the score against El Savaje for nailing him with the Bobby Trevor trophy! Hanson is on a mission of vengeance tonight! First MacKenzie and now Savaje!

EH: It’s all happening tonight!



THE MAIN EVENT!
OMG!W WORLD TITLE MATCH

BULL TYLER Vs. 'BULL FIGHTER' JOSE JOSE GARCIA Vs. 'CODE RED' RYAN SHARPE
The OMG!W World Champion Bull Tyler, all 456lbs of him, received a huge heel pop. The return of ‘Code Red’ Ryan Sharpe was well received in Italy, and here in Spain too the former Marine got a great pop. But it was Jose Jose Garcia who really got the crowd going. Tyler was out to kill Ryan Sharpe, and Garcia was more than happy to get in between them. Garcia was fantastic with his counter wrestling and using Tyler and Sharpe’s moves against them. It seemed like there was no move they could do which Garcia couldn’t escape from or reverse. This particularly frustrated Tyler. At one point Garcia had his red bull flag out and Tyler charged at him and Garcia elegantly avoided him, Tyler’s head getting covered in the red towel. Ryan Sharpe then jumped on Tyler with the Rear Naked Choke, but Bull fell back and crushed Sharpe underneath his 456lbs! We join the match in the closing moments with Bull Tyler on the ring apron…

MC: It’s Sharpe and Garcia…they’re going to double suplex Bull Tyler back into the ring…

EH: He’s too heavy! They can’t do it.

MC: That’s not going to stop them trying.

EH: Give up!

[ HUGE POP!!! ]

MC: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! DID YOU SEE THAT?

EH: I sure did!

Crowd: OH EM GEE! OH EM GEE! OH EM GEE!

MC: Bull Tyler reversed it with brute force! He double superplexed them both over the top rope…to the outside…AND THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCERS TABLE! It’s CARNAGE!

EH: Tyler ain’t resting though. He steps over to the fallen bodies…BULLDOZER!!! He’s just Bulldozed Garcia onto the concrete floor! YES! YES! YES!

[ DING DING DING! ]

MC: There’s the bell, Bobby Trevor, I think, has awarded this match to Bull Tyler as a Knock Out victory over Jose Jose Garcia but Bull Tyler isn’t finished…

EH…BULLDOZER ON SHARPE!!!

MC: REVERSED!!! REVERSED!! REVERSED!! SHARPE HAS SLIPPED OVER TYLER AND APPLIED THE REAR NAKED CHOKEHOLD!!! TYLER DOWN! GARCIA DOWN! TYLER FIGHTING FOR BREATH!!!

EH: This match is over, break it up Bobby Trevor!

MC: Sharpe is squeezing the fight out of Tyler…and he’s done it! He’s done it! Tyler is out cold! Sharpe may have lost the match but he won the fight!!!

EH: That’s just wrong. That’s no way to treat the champ!

MC: Eric, when Tyler and Sharpe meet one on one…RYAN SHARPE COULD BE THE CHAMP!!!