ALL ROADS LEAD TO HELL

[We open outside of the Rome Colosseum, with David Lee casually smoking his joint and sipping his cheap liquor. He is wearing a tight white t-shirt, baggy jeans, and a pair of white slip-on’s. ]

“Man, I ain’t even gonna lie to ya - I’m fucked up right now; but I’ll try to get through with this without fuckin’ up.”

[Exhales smoke]

[Takes in some fresh air.]

I’m here to check out the show, and to see if there is actually anyone around that can even fuck with me.

[Takes another swig of beer.]

“But, I highly doubt that.”

[Suddenly, two Romanian hookers run up on David. These were some grade A bitches… to David. Now, if he wasn’t under the influence, he would have noticed that one of them had a mustache and the other’s balls were hanging out of the bottom of ‘her’ skirt.]

“Whoa, hey ladies - how’s it goin‘?”

“Blah Blah Blah Fuck me Blah Blah”

[She spoke in an Hispanic accent.]

[We’re in Rome]

“Yeah, whatever… How about you ladies escort me to a hotel, or something. And, then, I can show you the reason why they say - when you go black, you’ll need a wheelchair. How does that sound?”

“Blah Blah I’ll suck you dry Blah Blah Blah”

“… okay”

[Focus on camera]
“To sum this up, it is just a matter of time before I make my way down that ramp and fucking own all of your asses…”

[…]

“Nigga”

[And, now he is off to fuck the transvestite hookers. Asalamalakim.]

ALL ROADS LEAD TO HELL
26th Feb 2007
From the Puccini Colosseum, Rome

600 fans were packed into the modern looking Puccini Colosseum in Rome for great OMG!W action. Martin Wyngarde came out and, in perfect Italian, thanked everyone for coming to see OMG!W. He had bad news for them though – there was no sign of Rob Cole. Nobody had seen or heard from him since his match with Gladiator X last week. But he said that he new and trusted Rob Cole and was sure that Cole would turn up. Then OMG!W Chief Referee ‘Best Ever’ Bobby Trevor came out with the Bobby Trevor Tournament Trophy which is a small bronze statue of him in his prime. He hoped the wrestlers put on a performance that’ll do the trophy justice. Wyngarde then said the battle royale will be an incredible spectacle and promised the Italian fans an amazing night of action.


BOBBY TREVOR CHALLENGE TROPHY ROUND ROBIN TOURNAMENT
Rules are simple – standard rules, 15 minute time limit, 4 points for a draw, 7 points for a countout or DQ victory, 10 points for a submission, pinfall or knockout victory.

BOBBY TREVOR CHALLENGE TROPHY ROUND ROBIN TOURNAMENT MATCH 1
EL SAVAJE Vs. JAKE COGBURN
El Savaje has established a great reputation and his Savaje Stretch is fearsome. Jake Cogburn is a young upstart from Oklahoma who has begun to really make his name in OMG!W and is deadly with his Oklahoma! Armbar. They put on a really good match. In fact it was more technical than people might have expected with Cogburn keeping Savaje grounded and working on the shoulder while El Savaje fought coldly, confidently and with his mean and vicious streak, working on Cogburn’s neck and spine throughout the match. The match went right to the wire after an exciting contest filled with near falls, submission attempts, good ring psychology and dirty fighting…

MC: It’s Cogburn here. He’s stomping on El Savaje’s shoulder.

EH: I’m surprised that shoulder isn’t putty now after all the damage that it’s been put through.

MC: Cogburn…OKLAHOMA ARMLOCK!

EH: But Savaje reaches the rope and not for the first time this match!

MC: Cogburn isn’t letting go. Bobby Trevor is warning him, and reluctantly Cogburn lets go…El Savaje comes out and chops Cogburn in the throat…kick to the groin…WILDRIDE…but El Savaje’s shoulder gives out and he can’t hit the spinning jackknife powerbomb.

EH: Cogburn…OKLAHOMA ARMLOCK ONCE MORE! And this time he has it! This time he has it! Nowhere for Savaje to go!

[ DING DING DING! ]

MC: There’s the bell!

EH: Cogburn wins! What a win! He beat El Savaje.

MC: Or did he? Bobby Trevor has made Cogburn release the hold. Let’s get the result from Rick Anderson, the ring announcer.

RA: Ladies and gentlemen…this match was a TIME LIMIT DRAW!

MC: Cogburn is furious!

EH: Victory should have been his.

MC: It is 4 points for both of them.

ES: 4pts
JC: 4pts
SH: 0pts
PR: 0pts

BOBBY TREVOR CHALLENGE TROPHY ROUND ROBIN TOURNAMENT MATCH 2
PABLO RAREFACTION Vs. STEVE HANSON
Pablo Rarefaction, the current State Champion and figure of hate up against former champion Steve Hanson, hero to all. And Rarefaction seemed completely disinterested in this match, even against his enemy, the Ironhead. The fans were cheering Hanson on in this match and it was a one way street. In the third minute…

MC: Rarefaction is barely putting up a fight!

EH: I can’t believe what I’m seeing, come on Pablo!

MC: Hanson – BIG SLAM! Bounces off the rope…LEGDROP! He picks Hanson up…whips him hard into the corner with serious authority….IRONSPEAR! IRONSPEAR! That incredible spear by Hanson. No one does it better.

Fans: HANSON! HANSON! HANSON!

EH: These Italian fans are morons!

MC: Hanson makes the cover…


1!




2!




3!

[ BIG POP! ]

MC: HANSON WINS! And if the title was on the line, Hanson would be the State Champion once again.

EH: I hate to say it, but that was one awful performance from Rarefaction who I know can do so much better.

MC: An easy victory for Hanson, and he’ll be fresh for his next match.

EH: And it gets worse for Pablo – he’s got to go straight into the next match against El Savaje!

SH: 10pts
ES: 04pts
JC: 04pts
PR: 00pts

BOBBY TREVOR CHALLENGE TROPHY ROUND ROBIN TOURNAMENT MATCH 3
EL SAVAJE Vs. PABLO RAREFACTION
Pablo Rarefaction was given a couple of minutes to recover but El Savaje was waiting for him when the bell went and was immediately on him. El Savaje was like a whirlwind, but limited to an extent by his still hurting shoulder. For a short moment Rarefaction fought back, but El Savaje became dominant again, showing why he is the toughest man in the world, pound for pound. Rarefaction then tried to walk off, but El Savaje, seeing the points run away, or maybe just a victory over the State Champion, went after him to get him back in. A brief brawl down the aisle resulted in Rarefaction being thrown into the ring, and just a minute or so later…

MC: WILDRIDE! He hit the spinning jack-knife powerbomb there!

EH: Much easier on someone who is only 5inches bigger than him.

MC: I’d love to see him try it against Yubai!

EH: SAVAJE SERIES! Knife chop, Mongolian Chop, Palm thrust to throat then a side kick to the head! Rarefaction staggers…and collapses…

MC: SAVAJE STRETCH! Crossface inverted Indian deathlock….and Rarefaction gives up! Submission victory to El Savaje.

EH: And 10 points. But once again, what the hell is going on with Rarefaction?

MC: Bobby Trevor is having words with him. I think he’s reminding him of the glory of the Bobby Trevor trophy, but I don’t think Rarefaction is buying it!

ES: 14pts
SH: 10pts
JC: 04pts
PR: 00pts

BOBBY TREVOR CHALLENGE TROPHY ROUND ROBIN TOURNAMENT MATCH 4
JAKE COGBURN Vs. STEVE HANSON
Hanson and Cogburn both had time for a rest. Cogburn seemed the hungrier and once again worked on the shoulder of his opponent and kept him off his feet. And when Hanson was getting momentum going, Cogburn would find a smart but dirty way to disrupt it. Hanson was in control for the larger percentage of the match and was always close to a pinfall. We join the match as it climaxes…

MC: Cogburn…beating down on Hanson in the corner, driving in the knees. He brings Hanson to his feet, whips him to the other corner…irish whip reversed! Cogburn slams into the corner. Hanson is rubbing his shoulder, he’s really been worked on there by Cogburn.

EH: Come on Cogburn!

MC: The fans are give Hanson a lot of support. Hanson goes after Cogburn…bashes his head into the turnbuckle. Hanson throws Cogburn to the ropes and Cogburn actually tumbles over the top and to the outside.

EH: A lot of power from Hanson there.

MC: Hanson is going out! He’s going after Cogburn!

EH: They’re trading blows! It’s turned into a brawl!

[ OH MY GOD! POP! ]

MC: IT’S ‘TEXAS DEATH’ ALEX COUGAR! He’s rushing down to ringside. Cogburn doesn’t see it. He’s just rolled Hanson into the ring but Cougar taps Cogburn on the shoulder…BAM! HE NAILED HIM!

[ COUGAR! COUGAR! COUGAR! ]

EH: THIS SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED!

MC: Cougar – DEATH IN TEXAS! Cogburn driven head first into the floor!

EH: Disqualify him Bobby Trevor!

MC: Bobby Trevor somehow didn’t see this. But he is counting Cogburn out…

EH: NO!

MC: And that is it! That’s it! The ten count! Victory for Steve Hanson by countout.

EH: Cheap victory!

MC: I don’t think Hanson knew anything about it, but Cougar looks very satisfied at knocking Cogburn out.

EH: This feud between the Texan and the Oklahoman just gets more intense!

MC: Cogburn isn’t going to let that go.

SH: 17pts
ES: 14pts
JC: 04pts
PR: 00pts

BOBBY TREVOR CHALLENGE TROPHY ROUND ROBIN TOURNAMENT MATCH 5
JAKE COGBURN Vs. PABLO RAREFACTION
With the match between Cogburn and Rarefaction being made effectively pointless as neither man can win, all that was left was the battle for third, or in Cogburn’s case, joint second place. All Cogburn had to do was beat Rarefaction. After a brief early brawl, while Cogburn recovered from the Death In Texas double underhook bulldog, the match swung entirely in Cogburn’s favour, and after a bit of work on Rarefaction’s arms, his first attempt at an Oklahoman armbar was met with no resistance, and a quick submission victory was Cogburns.

SH: 17pts
ES: 14pts
JC: 14pts
PR: 00pts

BOBBY TREVOR CHALLENGE TROPHY ROUND ROBIN TOURNAMENT MATCH 6
EL SAVAJE Vs. STEVE HANSON
The results so far meant that effectively this match would determine the winner. And it was a great match. Really intense. A strong brawl, some good chain wrestling, and all in all a fine demonstration from two hot young stars in all of wrestling, not just OMG!W. The fans cheered everything Hanson did and booed everything El Savaje did. It spurred each man on until it reached its conclusion in the tenth minute.

MC: El Savaje, he is dazed, he’s taken a big beating over the last few minutes. Hanson has been on top. And now, Hanson, he signals for the IronSpear, he is primed and he is going to end this match in style…

EH: Look out El Savaje!

MC: OH MY GOD! El Savaje was playing possum! He sidesteps Hanson and uses the momentum from his IronSpear to throw Hanson out of the ring! El Savaje goes to the top rope…MURDERDEATHKILL!

[ FLASH BULBS! A TOP ROPE CORKSCREW 450 SPLASH ]

MC: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!

EH: That’s taken both men out!

MC: It’s going to be the first man up and back into the ring before the ten count who’ll win this.

EH: And it looks like it’ll be El Savaje.

MC: El Savaje falls. Hanson gets up.

EH: Hanson falls! El Savage gets up.

MC: And he gets in! He gets in the ring…and Bobby Trevor counts to 10!!!!

EH: YES! YES! YES!

MC: OH MY GOD! EL SAVAJE WINS! HE BEATS STEVE HANSON BY COUNTOUT AND WINS THE BOBBY TREVOR TROPHY.

EH: And he meant it when he said he didn’t give a damn about it. He takes the trophy from Bobby Trevor…AND BREAKS IT IN HALF OVER HANSON’S SKULL!!!!

[ BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HEEL POP X 10000 ]

MC: That is despicable!

EH: No, that’s the winner of the Bobby Trevor trophy, El Savaje!


ES: 21pts
SH: 17pts
JC: 14pts
PR: 00pts



12-MAN STEEL CAGE HARDCORE BATTLE ROYALE.
12 men, inside an open-top 'Hell in a Cell' style steel cage with weapons laid around the ring...and they can bring their own. You can be eliminated by being pinned, submitting or leaving the cage over the top or through the door and reaching the floor, or being put through a table! The last man standing gets the title shot of his choice. This match features...
DEMETER ROMANOV, RUSSIAN SHOOT VAMPIRE, AL TONKA, CHRIS HARTT
YUBAI, ZAKI, 'PSYCHOSTAR' BILLY RANSOM, KING HELL, 'TEXAS DEATH' ALEX COUGAR, THE SPARTAN, 'BAD DOG' SCOTT HAGGARTY, THE BABY EATER and GLADIATOR X, plus extra entrant David Lee.

This match was evil evil EVIL with chairs, pipes, bats, brass knuckles and 2x4s all around the ring. If you think you’d be scared, so was Al Tonka, who was looking around, drinking whiskey straight from the bottle to give him courage. No one held back. Everyone got bust open. Use your imagination, nasty things happened. First eliminated was Chris Hartt, when Romanov made him submit to the Korobeiniki – but that was after whacking the ankle of Hartt with a steel pipe. Romanov then tried to drink the blood of Hartt but Ransom immediately pulled Romanov off.

Next eliminated was Zaki, blood pouring out of his head from a fork gouge by King Hell, and knocked out cold by a piledriver on a steel chair by Scott Haggarty. Al Tonka had done well so far not to get involved but then he just got a massive ass-kicking and Gladiator X took the whiskey bottle, broke it against the cage and scraped it against Tonka’s face! Nasty! Ransom was next eliminated by The Baby Eater through a table with the Baby Blaster. He quickly eliminated King Hell shortly afterwards with the ‘Baby With Side Salad’ facebuster onto metal tacks.

Haggarty next took out Yubai with a series of shots with a 2x4. It took 5, but it did the trick. Romanov was seen drinking the blood of Al Tonka and immediately seemed a bit drunk from it! Cougar and fellow Texan Scott Haggarty teamed up together and eliminated Gladiator X by ramming him repeatedly face first into the cage like a battering ram until he was unconscious. Romanov took care of The Spartan when Mr. Sushi threw radioactive salt into the eyes of The Spartan, opened the cage, and Romanov stiff-kicked Spartan to the outside. The same trick worked on Alex Cougar. Romanov was on a roll. Tonka was in a very bad state, staggering due to the injuries, the bleeding, the alcohol and having his blood drunk! Haggarty was eliminated next. The door was open, and David Lee, who had been quiet throughout the match, leapt off the top of the cage and dropkicked Haggarty out through the cage door and to the floor. That got a massive OH MY GOD! POP! That left Romanov, Al Tonka, The Baby Eater and David Lee. Next to go was David Lee, The Baby Eater nailing him with a pipe and then covering for the 1-2-3 while Romanov fed more on Tonka’s blood. Tonka, by this point, passed out from loss of blood and was ordered to be removed from the ring. This left Demeter Romanov the Russian Shoot Vampire, and the cult hero, The Baby Eater to battle it out. It was a nasty battle, with stiff blows, weapons used and a huge climax at the top of the cage as they both blasted each other with blows before The Baby Eater was able to get the edge and simply pushed Romanov from the top of the cage to the hard concrete floor! Huge pop for the immediately super popular cult hero Baby Eater as he won The Battle Royale from Hell! However, his victory celebration was ruined as Romanov cracked a Russian flag over Eater’s head.

The match between THE DIRTY FACES and THE ITALIAN STALLIONS never got off the ground. The Italian Stallions attacked The Dirty Faces as they made their way to the ring, and the brawl went all over the place, but never to the ring, and the match was declared a no-contest.


And in the MAIN EVENT
NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - IN A STEEL CAGE - PINFALL AND SUBMISSIONS ONLY
ROB COLE [c] Vs. BULL TYLER
Bull Tyler was first to the ring. And he waited for Cole to appear. And he waited. And Wyngarde came out and waited too. He said he’d heard Cole was in the arena. But there was no sign of him. Wyngarde ordered Cole to come out within the next 60 seconds or he’d be stripped of his championship and it would be given to Bull Tyler. Nothing from Cole. Nothing but silence. His title reign ended not with a bang but a whimper and a wonder from the crowd of where their champion was. Wyngarde was left with no choice but to carry out his threat, and declared that Rob Cole was hereby stripped of the National Championship, and the new champion...the INTERNATIONAL champion, was BULL TYLER! But even Tyler didn’t seem happy about being given the title in this manner. And the big question remained – what happened to ‘Outcast’ Rob Cole?

[ Fade ]

[c] OMG!W 2007