Some Kinda Phenomena
Oh My God! Wrestling proudly presents…
SOME KINDA PHENOMENA
On
Saturday 20th October 2007
From
The Capital Colosseum, Canberra, Australia
OMG!W entered the third leg of its Oceaniac tour for more pulsating OH MY GOD! action! More than 3000 fans were in attendance to see what could be a very special night of action. The chairman, Martin Wyngarde, came out to thank the fans for coming to see OMG!W live. However, before Wyngarde could get any further, the buff Lemon came out and declared how OMG!W needed more lemon in its life, and when he has beaten Bobby Trevor, that is exactly what would happen. But then ‘Best Ever’ Bobby Trevor came out and told his former protégé not to be so sure, and that Lemon will be CRUSHED! Security got in the way of the two of them coming to blows. Fans popped, and the tone was set for the night.
WORLD TITLE SHOT MATCH - ELIMINATION RULES
CHANCE MCKENZIE Vs. DAVID LEE Vs. WOLF JAGER
What a match to open the show! The winner would face Romanov for the world title in the main event. McKenzie would be happy to get his hands on Lee after Lee cost McKenzie his Continental title at Last Beast Standing, while Lee and Jager are two opposing rising stars. Jager, the ultimate dedicated professional, David Lee, the young upstart show-stealer, and McKenzie, the smart, cocky, talented superstar. This had the making of the best opening match ever! And with Mr Sushi at ringside to scout Romanov’s potential opponents, this was going to be interesting.
Jager came out first with total composure and to a good pop from the fans. Then came Chance McKenzie with his positive attitude and massive massive ego. But while he soaked up the jeers, David Lee was unseen on the ring entrance structure, and he leapt off and on to McKenzie! Huge Oh My God! pop! Lee then began to pummel McKenzie and dragged him to the ring for the match to begin.
This match was fast and furious, and no one trusted anyone else. There were lots of near falls by all, but as usual in a triple threat encounter it was always hard to get a near fall. McKenzie, surprisingly, cheated less in this match than usual. Jager was pure business in the ring, while Lee was constantly trying to pull something exciting out of the hat to steal the show. One thing was clear, all three men were desperate to win this intense encounter and the title shot. We join the match for the conclusion…
MC: Wow, this has been some match. Jager and McKenzie have been particularly impressive with some real good wrestling being show.
EH: DAVID LEE!!! Top rope legdrop on the back of Jager’s head as he was pinning McKenzie!
MC: And now David Lee has McKenzie...kneelift to the face! Lee sends McKenzie to the ropes – armdrag – McKenzie lands on his feet – turns around – SUPERKICK! Down goes David Lee. McKenzie picks up Lee – NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! McKenzie has Lee pinned –
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3!
[ CROWD POP! ]
MC: No! Just the two! Just the two! Jager makes the save by pulling McKenzie off Lee. They grapple – Jager puts him in for a suplex – CHANCERY SUPLEX!!!
[ OH MY GOD! POP! ]
MC: That was a brutal!
EH: He should be banned for that. He could have broken McKenzie’s neck!
MC: He suplexed him entirely by the neck! Brutal!
EH: He should be banned!
MC: And now he goes for the Crossface Chickenwing! He will get the submission here!
[ OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! ]
MC: DAVID LEE! Again! He splashes off the top rope onto both McKenzie and Jager!!!
EH: This match is going crazy.
MC: He covers both of them!
1!
2!
DOUBLE KICKOUT!
MC: Wow! Well, I don’t know what Lee was thinking, but it was exciting.
EH: He’s got Jager and tangles him up in the ropes…DOUBLE SCOOP WITH SPRINKLES! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
[ OH MY GOD! POP! ]
MC: EVIL! A high side thrust kick into the face of Jager who is trapped in the ropes. But he is OUT! He is out cold. But Sam Hall, the referee, is trying to free Jager as Lee turns his attention to McKenzie.
[ WHO IS THAT? POP! ]
EH: What’s this?
MC: There’s a masked man coming out of the crowd, he grabs a chair, slides into the ring…
[ CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRACK! ]
EH: WHAT A CHAIR SHOT!
MC: He hit David Lee with incredible velocity!
EH: I thought he hit him with a chair!
MC: Lee is OUT! The masked man is out of the ring and the ref saw NONE of it. McKenzie gets his attention though, with Jager trapped in the ropes still. McKenzie makes the cover and Sam Hall has to make the count…
1!
2!
MC: 3!
[ DING DING DING! ]
EH: YES! YES! YES! Finally, Chance McKenzie gets his shot at the World championship!
MC: A great match, a great performance by all, and you know what, maybe McKenzie deserved it on merit alone, but he won with a helping hand, there is no doubt about that!
EH: And what about Lee and Jager? Two great talents, but after what Lee did to Jager, I can see these two crossing paths again!
[ RADIOACTIVE SALT! POP! ]
MC: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! Mr Sushi who has been quietly at ringside all match has just thrown radioactive salt into the eyes of Chance McKenzie! He’s blinded him!
EH: That stuff leaves you blind for hours!
MC: If that is true – will McKenzie even be ready to face Romanov tonight?
TAG-TEAM TITLE MATCH
ADDICTION (AL TONKA & GREG BULL) Vs. BIG EVIL (KING HELL & YUBAI, THE GENOCIDAL GIANT)
Tonka and Bull overcame Romanov and Sushi for the tag-titles at 'The Heat is On', but immediately they must make a tough title defence against Big Evil! The alcoholic and the gambler would need to be on their game to overcome the monster and the giant!
Tonka and Bull receive big pops from the crowd as they wore their titles proudly around their waists. As King Hell and Yubai came out, Mr Sushi was at it again and intercepted them, speaking to them privately. Yubai and King Hell listened, then strode towards the ring to win the tag team titles.
Al and Greg used their quickness, quick tags and double teams to try to keep King Hell and Yubai off their feet. They looked like champions but the match turned when Al Tonka went for a dropkick too early. He was then at the mercy of King Hell and Yubai who were merciless! Tonka took a complete battering, took the extent that when Greg Bull tried to rescue his friend, King Hell took the opportunity to pull out his fork and gouge a hole in Tonka’s head, drawing serious amounts of blood. King Hell then went for a powerbomb on Al, but Al flipped out of it and onto Hell’s shoulder’s and landed behind Hell, leapt on to the turnbuckle and went for a cross body block but Hell caught him and threw him into the arms of Yubai who – OH MY GOD! – tossed Al onto the guard railing on the outside from the ring apron! Al was in a complete mess. He was pretty much dead. Yubai gorilla pressed Tonka back into the ring. King Hell yelled “I’M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU” and sent Tonka to the ropes, Tonka bounced back and slid through Hell’s legs and scrambled across to make the tag in to Greg Bull! The fans went crazy!
Greg Bull went in completely fearless blasting King Hell with lefts and rights then knocked Yubai off the turnbuckle with a dropkick! Lacking any fear, and buoyed by the cheers of the fans, Bull went for the Red Man’s Gamble, but King Hell caught him on the way down with his fork, jabbing it in his arm! Nasty! The referee, Sam Hall, saw this and immediately called for a DQ victory for Addiction!
But this clearly wasn’t going to be the end of things between these two teams, especially after Big Evil really did a number on Addiction after the match.
BICHKOWSKI Vs. JIM BASTARD
Bichkowski overcame one half of The Dirty Faces, Leon Bronski, at 'The Heat Is On'. The veteran brawler, a newcomer to OMG!W was this week be up against Bronki's tag-team partner, Jim Bastard. This was clearly going to be another knock-down, drag-out brawl! The fans weren’t disappointed with what they got. Bichkowski got to the ring first to big cheers, drinking beers. And then came Jim Bastard, also with his beers. For a while they both just stood in the ring drinking beers opposite each other. Bastard then went to offer Bichkowski another, but instead sprayed it all over Bichkowski. The two of them engaged in some hard brawling and some rough house moves. Bichkowski showed some good moves like a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker and a fireman’s carry gutbuster and a rolling neckbreaker. Bastard himself executed a great piledriver and a belly to back suplex. We join the match for its conclusion.
MC: Bichkowski is on Bastard in the corner and punches…8…9…10! The fans count along! Bastard staggers out of the corner and collapses. Bichkowski picks him up for a double underhook facebuster…BUT JIM BASTARD BLOCKS IT AND COUNTERS WITH A BACKDROP! Bastard with a kneedrop! And another! And another!
EH: Brutal!
MC: It really is. Bastard, still groggy, sends Bichkowski to the ropes – HOTSHOT! Bichkowski gets dropped throat first on to the top rope!
EH: That’s what I like!
MC: And now Bastard picks up Bichkowski – who kicks Bastard in the nether regions!
[ OH MY GOD! ]
MC: Bichkowski bounces off the ropes – SPRINGING LEGDROP BULLDOG! That’s the Beer Run! Bichkowski makes the cover…
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2
[ Crowd cheer! ]
3!
MC: And that’s it! Bichkowski wins! He’s victorious over both of the Dirty Faces! That makes him top brawler around in my book.
EH: And there he is, he opens a tin of beer and soaks up the cheers. He’s a tough fighter, no doubt.
'THE SHIT' DUKE THOMPSON Vs. BILLY RANSOM
Billy Ransom and Zaki are great friends and occassional tag-team partners, so when Billy Ransom saw roid freak newcomer 'The Shit' Duke Thompson demolish his buddy, Ransom immediately requested a match againat Duke - and got it! Ransom was quick off the mark in attacking Thompson, and used his speed to hit Duke hard and fast with high flying moves. The 6’8, 292lb roid freak was initially rocked by Ransom, and even got dropkicked out of the ring after Ransom hit him with 3 consecutive dropkicks. But The Shit flipped into his ‘ROID RAGE’ got back in the ring, brushed off every punch and kick from Ransom, and then nailed Ransom with a HUGE clothesline and the match ended soon after as we go to the match for the finish:
EH: That was an INCREDIBLE clothesline.
MC: He may not be fast, but when he catches you, you don’t need to be.
EH: Throws Ransom into the corner – HEAD BUTT! BELLY TO BELLY THROW! PUMPHANDLE SLAM! Ransom is getting destroyed.
MC: Each of those moves is killer!
EH: MILTARRRRRRRRRRY PRESS! It is like Ransom is made of air!
MC: DR. GONZO BOMB! That is his finisher!
EH: And this match is finished!
1!
2!
EH: 3!
[ Heel pop! ]
MC: Wow.
EH: Wow, indeed. Thompson DESTROYED Ransom.
MC: Thompson is a massive threat. I don’t think he can be stopped!
'BEST EVER' BOBBY TREVOR Vs. LEMON
This match has been a long time in the making! Stocky wrestling veteran, a real fan favourite, Bobby Trevor, was up against his buff, lemon-obsessed former protege, Lemon, in one on one action. This was indeed an intense encounter between the two, going back and forth, with Trevor working on Lemon’s arm throughout the match while Lemon concentrated on executing high impact moves in a stylish manner. Victory went to Lemon in a controversial manner, spraying lemon juice into the eyes of Bobby Trevor out of view of Sam Hall, then hit Trevor with the Lemon Crush running powerslam for the victory.
CONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH
'BAD DOG' SCOTT HAGGARTY Vs. STEVE 'THE RABID KOALA' SANDS
As part of its ongoing tour, OMG!W always like to have the cream of local wrestling talent involved, so from Cranberra 'Bad Dog' Scott Haggarty has been scheduled to be against the masked powerhouse brawler, and legend of Cranberra Organisation of Wrestling, Steve ' The Rabid Koala' Sands! The local fans know how good Sands is.
Sands and Haggarty are similar in many ways – violent brawlers with quite a bit more to their arsenal. Haggarty didn’t know quite what to expect, but he was given a real rough ride by the local star. Sands unleashed a range of deadly slams and suplexes on Haggarty, but Haggarty kept on getting up and fighting back, with the fans really cheering the champion on. There were lots of stiff blows and crunching moves in this match, and not many pin fall attempts. We join the match nine minutes in for the finish.
MC: Sands – rams Haggarty’s face into the exposed turnbuckle! Haggarty is bust open!
EH: That’s what I like to see!
MC: Sands – DDTs Haggarty into the mat and leaves a blood stain where the impact was!
EH: The OMG!W mat has seen a lot of blood.
MC: Sands…he’s going for his finisher - the K.O.Ala – a crucifix powerbomb!
EH: AND HE GETS IT!
MC: It’s over! It’s over! We’ve got a new Continental Champion!
1!
2!
MC: 3! Wait! No! Shoulder up! Shoulder up! Shoulder up!
[ HUGE CROWD POP! ]
MC: Incredible! Somehow Haggarty survived that. Sands can’t believe it either. He picks up Haggarty – sends him to the ropes – boot to the gut – going for another DDT –
[ OH MY GOD! POP! ]
MC: NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! Incredible counter by Haggarty!
1!
2!
MC: KICKOUT! Sands kicked out! But Haggarty has got a second wind, and the crowd are urging him on. He slams Sands. Elbow drop. Gut wrench suplex. And again. And a third. Haggarty, this rough texas grappler is really going for it. He puts Sands on the top turnbuckle – THE TWISTER! A spinning super-plex off the top rope! Maybe this time…
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3!
[ DING DING DING! ]
MC: And the crowd cheer as ‘The Bad Dog’ Scott Haggarty notches up another title defence.
EH: Dammit, I thought Sands was going to do it.
MC: Well, not today, not today. And maybe soon we’ll find out who Haggarty is getting together for his Ultimate Gang Wars match!
MAIN EVENT - WORLD TITLE MATCH
'RUSSIAN SHOOT VAMPIRE' DEMETER ROMANOV Vs. ‘HIGHLIGHT’ CHANCE MCKENZIE
The Russian Shoot Vampire came out with his World championship around his waist, and followed by Mr Sushi with his Soviet Flag. Much to everyone’s surprise, out next was the chairman, Martin Wyngarde. Wyngarde declared that unfortunately Chance McKenzie had not recovered from the radioactive salt thrown into his eyes, and that therefore this world title match would not be going ahead. Instead, the title-shot tonight would go to…SCOTT HAGGARTY!
The fans went absolutely ballistic with cheers! But before they could get too excited, they were interrupted by…’HIGHLIGHT’ CHANCE MCKENZIE who declared that he could compete as the salt damage was mostly gone from one eye, and even with only one eye, he is at least twice the wrestler that Romanov is.
Wyngarde said that if McKenzie is willing to fight, then he can fight blind, as far as Wyngarde cares. So the match got underway and it was very good wrestling from McKenzie, showing that he is more than a cheat-machine, and stiff blows from Romanov who made the most of McKenzie being half-blind. It was no doubt an advantage to Romanov, and he made the most of it. At one point he even tried to drink the blood of McKenzie until Sam Hall stopped him. McKenzie also came close to victory with his ‘Greetings From Milan’ but Mr Sushi was able to keep Sam Hall distracted from making the 3-count.
At this point, Big Evil made their way to the ring and they watched on as McKenzie wrestled without cheating, so determined to win the title, so determined not to be disqualified. It was a great performance. Brave, even. We join the match for the conclusion...
MC: McKenzie, he is on all fours and Romanov is repeatedly driving knees across McKenzie’s skull.
EH: Evil! Delicously evil!
MC: This world champion Russian Shoot Vampire is showing no mercy. Wait, McKenzie grabs Romanov by the ankles and trips him up…SLINGSHOT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!! Romanov is out cold in the corner. McKenzie puts him on the top turnbuckle –
[ OH MY GOD! POP! ]
MC: BELLY TO BACK SUPERPLEX!!! He makes the cover on the champion!!!
1!
2!
[ HEEL POP! ]
MC: SUSHI! Sushi prodded Sam Hall with the flag poll, interrupting the count. But Hall is not disqualifying Romanov for that, he lets the fight go on.
[ OH MY GOD! POP! ]
EH: BIG EVIL! They’ve got hold of Mr Sushi!
MC: What’s this?
EH: This confirms the rumours I’d heard – BIG EVIL HAVE SIGNED WITH THE HIGHLIGHTS FOR GANG WARS!
[ OH MY GOD! POP! ]
MC: MR SUSHI! He throws radioactive salt into the eyes of King Hell and Yubai!
EH: Masterly salt throwing!
MC: Now he has the soviet flag pole, made of Stalinium, and cracks it over their heads.
EH: They’re out cold!
MC: Mr Sushi is lethal.
EH: And so is Demeter Romanov. He chokes McKenzie on the bottom rope, right near all the action going on outside the ring.
MC: Sam Hall tells him to back off.
EH: Romanov isn’t keen on backing off, but Hall is having stiff words with him.
[ CCCRRRRRRRRRRRRACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK ]
MC: SUSHI!!! He nails McKenzie across the head with the flag pole!!! That’s got to be it!
EH: I think it is! I think it is!
MC: Romanov, he drags McKenzie into the centre of the ring and makes the cover…
1!
2!
[ HEEL POP! ]
EH: 3!
MC: Incredible! Romanov wins in a most controversial manner.
EH: McKenzie was looking really good in there. If he wasn’t half blind, if Mr Sushi wasn’t getting involved, I have to say, he’d have probably won it. He came really close.
MC: Close doesn’t cut it though, and the Russian Shoot Vampire has snatched victory when it really shouldn’t have been his. This sets things up really nicely for Ultimate Gang Wars.
EH: Sushi and Romanov are quickly out of there. Big Evil, McKenzie, they’re all down. McKenzie will get another chance, there is no doubt about that.
MC: Absolutely, because next week the main event is, in a triple-threat non-title match, DEMETER ROMANOV versus CHANCE MCKENZIE versus SCOTT HAGGARTY!!! That match will blow the roof off.
EH: It sure will.
MC: And hopefully we’ll hear much more about Ultimate Gang Wars and the teams that are being assembled. But until then, take care everyone!
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