THE HEAT IS ON

OMG!W proudly presents...

 

THE HEAT IS ON!

 

On

 

Friday 12th October 2007

 

From

 

The Harold Bishop Arena, Melbourne, Australia

 

OMG!W enters the second leg of its Australian tour for more pulsating OH MY GOD! action!  Martin Wyngarde came out and said he was very excited about tonight.  He announced two new stars had signed for OMG!W - 'The Shit' Duke Thompson and Bichkowski, although was sad to announce that El Savaje and Harley Quinn were now out of contract.  He said that there was great interest in the forthcoming ULTIMATE GANG WARS and was looking forward to seeing who joins what gangs over the coming weeks.

 

 

BICHKOWSKI Vs. LEON BRONSKI
The first debut match of the night saw a popular veteran slugger Bichkowski go up against another brawler, one half of the former tag-team champions, Leon Bronski.  What can we say, this was a brawl, a real slugfest as two men who just like to fight went at each other.  Bichowski though was perhaps more keen on getting the win, and the crowd were cheering him on.  We join the match for its climax.

 

MC:  Well, Eric, this has been a real slugfest.

 

EH:  Monty, that's what happens when you have two sluggers in the ring.

 

MC:  This isn't much more than a drunken brawl.

 

EH:  Well, one thing I know about Bichkowski is his love of the bottle!

 

MC:  That may be so, but he sure isn't a bottler - he is a BATTLER and he punches his way out of the corner and Bronski now has stars around his head...DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FACEBUSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!  Bichkowski makes the cover...

 

 

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MC:  Kickout! 

 

EH:  I thought he might have had him there.

 

MC:  Bichkowski...picks up Bronski...whips him to the ropes...BICH SLAP!  A real hard slap to the face of Bronski, and Bronski goes DOWN!

 

 

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MC:  3!!!!

 

[  CROWD POP! ]

 

EH:  I can't believe it!  He won with a slap!

 

MC:  A BICH slap!  Harder than your average slap!

 

EH:  That may be so, but still...

 

MC:  A successul debut for Bichkowski, and we're looking forward to seeing more of him.

 

KING HELL & YUBAI, THE GENOCIDAL GIANT (BIG EVIL)

Vs.

ALEX COUGAR & BILLY RANSOM

King Hell and Yubai have been a dominant tag-team in OMG!W with their incredible size, power and ability for destruction.  And they didn't hold back.  Yubai, at 7ft tall, and King Hell, at 6'6, outsized their opponents by some way but Cougar and Ransom had the power of the fans to keep them going.  This was quite a back and forth match.  Ransom took quite a lot of punishment but Cougar saved his neck a few times.  They really got an edge in the match when the fight went out of the ring.  But during a moment when King Hell and Ransom brawled outside the ring, and referee Sam Hall was telling Yubai to back off, Chance McKenzie slid into the ring and hit Cougar with the Greetings From Milan, and then got out of the ring.  Yubai then followed up with the Kamikaze and got the 1-2-3 victory!

 

DEBUT
'THE SHIT' DUKE THOMPSON Vs. ZAKI
Duke Thompson is 6'8, 292lbs and a real muscle monster.  He is HUGE physically, and like a lot of bad of bad guys, a cocky bully.  But this wasn't an easy debut for Thompson as Zaki, a very fast wrestler, applied a real hit and run approach to this match, and he kept Thompson disorientated for a bit.  In fact, it looked like Thompson was just going to job this match away when Zaki hit Thompson with the i-Slam, an incredible feat in itself.  But Thompson just kicked STRAIGHT out of it, as if he hadn't been suffering at all.  And THEN Zaki and the fans realised there was trouble ahead.

 

MC:  OH MY GOD!  I can't believe Thompson kicked out so easily!  That was phenonmenal.

 

EH:  Zaki is in BIG trouble now.

 

MC:  BIG short clothesline!   Follows up with a belly to belly throw!  Wow!  He throw him so hard and fast.  Thompson strides over to Zaki - MILITARY PRESS!  THROWS HIM ACROSS THE RING!  OH MY GOD! 

EH:  What incredible destruction.  He is treating Zaki like a rag doll!  I've heard of Thompson's ROID RAGES and I think we're seeing one right now!

 

MC:  POWERSLAAAAAAAAAAAAM!  PUMPHANDLE SLAM!   And there can't be any life left in Zaki...GANSO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMB!

 

EH:  He calls it the Dr Gonzo Bomb!

 

MC:  I call it victory to Thompson!

 

[  DING DING DING! ]

 

MC:  And the referee Sam Hall agrees!  He's given this a KO victory to Duke Thompson!

 

EH:  He is THE SHIT!

MC:  Thompson isn't finished - POWERBOMB ONTO THE TURNBUCKLES - OH MY GOD!

 

[  HEEL POP! ]

 

EH:  WOW!  I love it!

 

MC:  Thompson is a roid freak!  He's dangerous!  OMG!W better watch out!

 

 

 

DAVID LEE & LEMON Vs. 'BEST EVER' BOBBY TREVOR & WOLF JAGER

Jager and Trevor overcame Lemon and David Lee individually last week, but can they do it as a pair?  Bobby Trevor was relishing the chance to get his hands on his turncoat protege, Lemon, while Wolf Jager and David Lee are the most exciting young wrestling talents in OMG!W - and maybe the world!  This fight was a lot about Trevor and Lemon fighting each other.  Trevor outwrestled Lemon for long periouds but David Lee was an able partner to Lemon.  When Lee did get in, he was a real scene stealer with some exciting high risk moves, but Trevor, and soon Jager, were able wrestling opponents.  The crowd loved Trevor and Jager's clean pure style while Lemon and Lee with their twisting of the rules only got the backs of the crowd up.  We join the match for the climax...

 

MC:  Lemon - he throws Trevor to the ropes - TILT A WHIRL BACKBREAKER!

 

EH:  Lemon is a powerful wrestler.  And skilled.  He isn't a joke.

 

MC:  No one is laughing.  He puts Trevor on his shoulders - tags in David Lee...

 

[ OH MY GOD! POP! ]

 

EH:  OH MY GOD!

 

MC:  OH MY GOD!  FLYING SOMERSAULT NECKBREAKER!  What a move!  It has got to be over!

 

 

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MC:  NO!  Just the two!  Jager makes the save!  Jager, sends Lee for the ride, Lemon tags himself back in, but Jager doesn't see it.  He takes Lee down with an STO. 

 

EH:  Ooooh hoo, Jager is going to get a surprise!

 

MC:  Lemon - RUNNING BOOT TO THE FACE!  Jager goes down!  And that leaves Bobby Trevor at the mercy of Lemon!

EH:  Finish him Lemon!

 

MC:  Lemon - picks Trevor up around the waist - LEMON DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVER!

 

EH:  That piledriver will crack a skull open!

 

MC:  Lemon makes the cover, he hooks the tights.  Jager gets up and tries to make the save...

 

 

 

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BUT DAVID LEE GRABS HIS LEG

 

 

 

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JAGER BOOTS HIM IN THE FACE

 

 

 

 

 

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EH:  ITS OVER!

 

MC:  OH NO!  Jager couldn't get Lemon in time!  It's all over!

 

EH:  And Jager turns around into a superkick from David Lee!!!!

 

[  HEEL POP! ]

 

EH:  That's what I like to see!  A killer instinct!

 

MC:  David Lee certainly has that!

 

EH:  He covers Jager.  Sure, this doesn't count but...1....2....3...it counts!

 

[  HEEL POP! ]

 

MC:  The match is already over!

 

EH:  He's just proving a point - the point being he is the best young star around!

 

MC:  That's your opinion.  For me, its Wolf Jager all the way.

 

EH:  Well, at the moment, the only man on top is David Lee.  Long may it stay that way!

 

NON-TITLE MATCH

SCOTT HAGGARTY Vs. CHANCE MCKENZIE

This is almost a main event match in its own right!  Wyngarde has sanctioned the first battle between McKenzie and Haggarty since the return of OMG!W but the title is not on the line.  Haggarty and McKenzie, polar opposites in so many ways, gave the fans a real spectacle.  There is tremendous hate between these two.  McKenzie was out for blood but so was Haggarty, maybe even more so.  The moment McKenzie stepped through the curtains McKenzie was attacked by Haggarty and he pulled McKenzie into the crowd, brawled with him down the aisle, at ringside...Haggarty is a reformed vicious rulebreaker and he was letting that side out in this battle.  He smashed McKenzie over the head with a steel chair, smashed him into the crowd barrier, threw him into the ringsteps - McKenzie was really bust up.  Eventually Haggarty roled McKenzie into the ring and continued to beat McKenzie up, but McKenzie was happy to hit a few low blows and rake a few eyes.  Along with his mat mastery he was able to control Haggarty who was more "Mad Dog" than "Bad Dog", and he got his way back into the match but he was losing blood fast and heavy.  We join the match a few minutes later for the climax:

 

MC:  I don't like McKenzie, but credit to him, even if he has bent the rules to do it, he got back in the match.

 

EH:  Haggarty is still down following that neckbreaker and McKenzie, his face covered in blood, is on the top rope...

 

[ OH MY GOD! POP! ] 

 

MC:  SOMERSAULT DOUBLE STOMP OFF THE TOP ROPE!

 

EH:  INCREDIBLE!

 

MC:  McKenzie...he gets up...but he is staggering!

 

EH:  I think he's lost too much blood.

 

MC:  McKenzie - he can't focus. Blood is in his eyes.  He can't actually make the cover...

 

EH:  NO!  McKenzie falls through the ropes and to the outside.

MC:  Haggarty is still down!

 

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Haggarty gets to his feet...

 

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McKenzie gets to his feet...

 

 

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McKenzie falls again!

 

 

10!!!

 

[ HUGE CROWD POP! ]

 

 

MC:  It's over! Haggarty did it!  He got a count out victory over McKenzie!

 

EH:  But it wasn't the clean victory he needs to give his title credibility - and he knows it! 

 

 

MAIN EVENT - TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

DEMETER ROMANOV & MR SUSHI Vs. ADDICTION (AL TONKA  & GREG BULL)

Romanov beat Al Tonka in a Coffin Match last week, but Martin Wyngarde, displeased with the controversial ending, has demanded that Romanov put the tag-titles on the line against Al Tonka and Greg Bull, better known as Addiction.  There was great support for Tonka and Bull, while Romanov and Sushi got the jeers they deserved!  It is undeniably a bizarre thing to see a giant piece of sushi in the ring, and the movement of Sushi is severely limited by his shape.  However, Sushi was a better partner than you'd think and he waddled around the ring hitting Tonka and Bull with deadly karate chops.  Sushi was often tagged in by Romanov and he dropped a loud 'Banzai drop' on Tonka and Bull.  Sushi also brought into the game lots of concealed weapons such as roll of coins, brass nuckles or a rolling pin.  In fact, Sushi was a much better partner than anyone could have expected, and Romanov, well, he is the World champion, and his stiff MMA was deadly to Tonka and Bull.

 

But it wasn't all Sushi and Romanov, not by a long shot.  Drunken Tonka and gambling Bull were a good team and they used lots of headbutts, flash pin attempts and roll ups on Romanov.  Greg even tried to bite Sushi often - a result of his recent training!

 

Overall, some good tag-team action, quite an amusing match, with strong elements of cheating, bravery and heroics.  We join the match for the climax.

 

MC: Sam Hall is down!

 

EH:  AGAIN?

 

MC:  Romanov has kicked Greg out of the ring and is holding Tonka!

 

EH:  Here comes Sushi with the radioactive salt!

 

[ CROWD POP! ]

 

MC:  TONKA MOVES!

 

Crowd:  TONKA!  TONKA!  TONKA!

 

MC:  Tonka runs off the ropes and leaps...CROSS BODY BLOCK!  It sends himself and Romanov to the outside!  Greg is up and he climbs the turbuckles...Sushi turns around -

 

[  CROWD POP! ]

 

MC:  RED MAN'S GAMBLE!  Sushi gets hit with the Red Man's Gamble!

 

EH:  NO!

 

MC:  And Sam Hall has gotten up!

 

EH:  Typical!  He gets up NOW!

 

MC:  Tonka has Sushi pinned...

 

 

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[ DING DING DING! ]

 

MC:  We have new tag-team champions!

 

[  CROWD MEGA POP! ]

 

EH:  INCREDIBLE!  JUST INCREDIBLE!  ADDICTION HAVE PINNED SOMEONE WHO ISN'T EVEN A WRESTLER FOR TITLES THAT DON'T EVEN MEAN ANYTHING FOR A DIVISION THAT DOESN'T EVEN EXIST!

 

MC:  Don't poop on the party Eric, Greg and Al couldn't be happier, and while Sushi and Romanov make their way back up the aisle...

 

EH:  With their WORLD championship!

 

MC: ...Addiction pile into the crowd and celebrate with the fans, drinking booze and scratching lottery tickets that have been released from the rafters! What an incredible celebration!  What a team!  What a night!  Oh my god, we have new tag-team champions!   This is Monty Carlos, he was Eric Helmroy, and that is it from us tonight - see you next time!

 

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