SPIKED DREAMS

On the 12th FebruaryFrom the Waterloo Colosseum, London
OH MY GOD! WRESTLING presents
SPIKED DREAMS!
The last UK show for the Nat-Ex/OMG!W crew was in front of 200 cheering fans at the Waterloo Colosseum, London. Martin Wyngarde came out and introduced the new wrestler signed up to OMG!W, King Hell. King Hell is a large, fat man, about 6’6, 350lbs, with long but very receding hair, tattoos down his arms, small beady eyes, and a nasty scowl. King Hell explains that he got his name by being the toughest bastard in Hell’s Kitchen, New York, and he when he saw what Nat-Ex got up to at Danger Has A Face, he knew he had to have some of that. He says his work as a butcher and a doorman will serve him well here in Nat-Ex, and people like Bull Tyler and Spartan and Alan Ivory are in for a big surprise tonight.
HARCORDE MATCHJIM BASTARD Vs. BILLY RANSOMGnarly old brawler Jim Bastard was up against the Extreme Machine, the man who turns the fans on, Billy Ransom, as a continuation of their battle over the tag-team titles. This match was a hot and bloody way to start off the show. It was a total brawl, highlighted with some exciting spots from Billy Ransom. We join the conclusion of the match with the audio feed on the OMG!W website with the OMG!W audio hosts, Monty Carlos and Eric Helmroy.
MC: These men are covered in blood, the ring area is torn apart.
EH: This match has been pure OH MY GOD! all the way.
MC: And it’s about to get a whole lot more Oh My God, as Billy Ransom stands on the top rope with the time keepers bell…Jim Bastard is getting to his feet…FLYING RING BELL ATTACK!
[ DONG! ]
MC: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN goes Jim Bastard.
Fans: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
MC: Ransom makes the cover...
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THREE!
MC: This one is over.
EH: But it ain’t over, because their partners are up against each other next!
SINGLES MATCHLEON BRONSKI Vs. ZAKI, THE ISLAMIC EXTREMISTBronski may be bald, but he’s bold as well. Zaki is young, exciting and very popular with the fans, and his speed caused troubled for Bronski, but an experienced brawler like Bronski knows how to control a match. We join Eric and Monty for the conclusion of this match.
EH: Zaki…he sends Bronski to the ropes…I-SLAM!!! This one is over.
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MC: No, just a two! Jim Bastard sneaked out of the crowd and dropped an elbow on the back of Zaki’s head.
[ DING DING DING ]
EH: He’s called for the bell. This is a DQ victory for Zaki over Bronski.
MC: But at what cost? Bronski and Bastard have Zaki…SPIKED PILEDRIVER! SPIKED PILEDRIVER ON THE GOD-DAMN CONCRETE!
Fans: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
MC: Here comes Billy Ransom! He comes with his trademark twisted steel chair and makes the save, but OH MY GOD, what a vicious blow Zaki took there. When these two teams meet again, it’s going to be extreme!
SINGLES MATCHJAKE COGBURN Vs. 'TEXAS DEATH' ALEX COUGARAlex Cougar came out scowling like a cougar, and he was sure keen to make Cogburn suffer for making a fool of him last week with the Oklahoma arm-bar. Cogburn had the upper hand throughout this match, and the fans were well behind him. Cogburn got his own blows in throughout the fight, and seemed to be working on the shoulder. Cougar, however, was getting closer and closer with each pinfall attempt. We join the final stages of the match at the seven minute mark.
MC: Cougar has been great. We’ve got a future champion here. Cogburn looks ready to be beat now. Cougar, irish whips Cogburn chest first into the corner…RUNNING SHOULDER CHARGE…
[ CRASH! ]
MC: OH MY GOD! Cogburn moves out of the way, and he pulled away the turnbuckle pad! Cougar went shoulder first into the ring post…he staggers…turns around and swings a punch with his bad arm but Cogburn grabs it…OKLAHOMA ARMBAR! OKLAHOMA ARMBAR!
EH: No way out! There is no way out for Cougar. I like this kid Cogburn, he’s got a lot of potential.
MC: Cougar desperately trying not to give in…but there is nowhere to go!
[ DING DING DING! ]
MC: Cogburn wins! He gets the submission victory!
EH: The fans may not like it, they may not like him, but I think think Cogburn is something special indeed.
MC: If I know Cougar, he’s not going to be satisfied with this. He’ll want another shot at Cogburn – but will Cogburn give it to him?
STATE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCHCHRIS HARTT Vs. PABLO RAREFACTION [Champion]Rarefaction is a nasty man. Hartt is his diametric opposite. But he hasn’t been at his best recently. However, he saved Hanson from having his ankle broken by Rarefaction. Rarefaction seemed to want to thank Hartt for his interference by working on Hartt’s ankle throughout the match. The high-flying technician Hartt fought pretty well in this match, and came close on more than one occasion to beat Rarefaction for the title. We join the match at the six minute mark.
EH: Rarefaction’s strong style sure is deadly, but Chris Hartt has him staggered here. And he’s now on the top rope…CROSS BODY PRESS!
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KICKOUT!
MC: Rarefaction is still in this. Lowblow! Ooooh, deadly series of strikes and kicks there from Rarefaction as he fights back…DIMEBAG DARREL DROPPED DEAD, AKA THE 4-D!!!
EH: That fisherman lock into a double leg cradle piledriver has seen him good in many matches…
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[ HEEL POP! ]
MC: And that’s it. This match, far from a classic, but a good title defence for Rarefaction. Oh wait, what is he up to now, what is he up to now?
EH: He’s going to put Hartt in the ankle lock! That’s it, rip his ankle off!
[ HANSON! HANSON! HANSON! ]
MC: The fans chant for Hanson, and as they wish, here he comes like a bullet…Rarefaction can’t get away in time… IRONSPEAR! IRONSPEAR! He almost went through Rarefaction with that!
EH: That Hanson…he’s getting too big for his boots! He can’t do that to the State Champion!
MC: He just did, and the next time they meet, Hanson may just be the National Champion!
SINGLES MATCHAL TONKA Vs. RICKY ROCKETAl Tonka only found out that this match was going ahead at the last moment. Chris Rocket’s 18 year old brother Ricky Rocket wanted a match and Martin Wyngarde realised that by mistake he hadn’t booked popular drunk Native American, Al Tonka. That was quickly changed and Al Tonka fought Ricky Rocket. Al Tonka seemed drunk as usual with the rookie Ricky Rocket doing better than he thought.
MC: And here is Ricky Rocket, and he has Al Tonka in the corner. Couple of forearms, whips Al Tonka to the other corner…Rocket charges in...FLYING FOREARM! Al Tonka ducks and Rocket hits turnbuckle! Al Tonka goes to the top rope…RED MAN’S REVENGE! Rocket goes down…Al Tonka covers…
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3! Al Tonka wins!
[ FACE POP! ]
MC: Another good win for the unbeaten Al Tonka.
EH: That’s a five match winning streak now.
MC: He’s on a roll!
EH: Like in a casino!
SINGLES MATCHCHRIS ROCKET Vs. YUBAI, THE GENOCIDAL GIANTHot UK wrestling talent CHRIS ROCKET faced the biggest challenge of his career...YUBAI! The size different was incredible, and the exciting young star used his speed to his advantage, and flew at Yubai with clotheslines and dropkicks and ranas. But Yubai was able to dominate the match with his incredible size and the impact of each of his moves. We join the match at the six minute mark.
MC: Big chop from Yubai sends Rocket flying into the corner. The fans are cheering him on but the life has been beat out of him. Big slam from Yubai here. He’s just taking his time, stalking Rocket…picks him up by the throat…CHOKESLAM!!! Incredible elevation.
EH: That’s going to traumatise Rocket.
MC: Rocket has bitten off more than he can handle here. Yubai, whips him hard into the corner…SPRINGBOARD REVERSE RANA!!!
[ MEGA POP! ]
EH: BUT YUBAI DOESN’T FALL! He holds Rocket…spins around…FACE FIRST POWERBOMB! THE KAMIKAZE! OH MY GOD! That is DEVASTATING!
MC: This match is over. The ref isn’t going to count, this is a KO victory.
EH: I love that about OMG!W. The victory by knockout really makes it stand out.
MC: And they stand out much bigger than Yubai! The fans will be disappointed by Rocket’s loss, but to be honest, it was always going to be a mountain too big to climb.
FATAL 4 WAYTHE SPARTAN Vs. BULL TYLER Vs. ALAN IVORY Vs. KING HELLThe muscular hero Spartan came out first and declared that cosmic forces had aligned themselves to bring these four warriors together, but only one would emerge, and that it was written that it would be The Spartan. The former National Champion, Bull Tyler, was out next, followed by Alan Ivory, and the newcomer, the big and nasty King Hell. King Hell made an immediate impact, for while the ref tried to pull Tyler off choking Spartan, King Hell pulled out a fork and gouged a big bloody hold out of Ivory’s head, then raked it across his back. Blood started gushing everywhere. The ref didn’t see the initial strike, but as the fans chanted OH MY GOD he saw King Hell pull the turnbuckle away and repeatedly ram Ivory’s face into it. The ref immediately called for Ivory to be taken away for medical attention and banished King Hell from the ring, leaving Spartan and Bull Tyler to their fight. This was a good power contest, with Tyler unleashing all he can, and Spartan just soaking it up, and then Spartan hitting Tyler with his big moves and Tyler just not giving up. This match proceeded into the fifteen minute range, which is where we join the action.
MC: Man, this has been a knock down, drag out affair. Spartan…SUPLEXES the 456lb BULL TYLER! This is incredible, just incredible. He makes the cover…
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KICKOUT!
EH: It’s not over yet. Spartan, picks Tyler up…and only a man with his immense strength can carry him over his shoulder like that… RUNNING POWERSLAM! That’s got to be it!
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MC: Kickout again!
EH: Come on Tyler!
MC: Spartan, fully in control here. He…he’s putting Tyler on the top rope…he’s going for a superplex…OHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDD!
[ MEGA BUMP POP! ]
EH: TYLER REVERSED IT! HE REVERSED IT! HE SUPERPLEXED SPARTAN TO THE OUTSIDE!
FANS: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
MC: They’re both out cold! They’re both out cold. And the ref is checking them out to see if there is any life. But he may just have to call a double KO.
EH: How can anyone move after that?
MC: It’s all over! There’s no movement! There is NO movement!
[ THERE’S MOVEMENT! POP! ]
MC: BULL TYLER! He raises his arm! His clenched fist is in the air. And that is it! That is it! The ref calls for the bell! It’s a knockout victory for Bull Tyler. He gets another shot at Rob Cole.
EH: Wait, hold on…THE REFEREE HAS DECLARED THIS A DOUBLE KNOCKOUT!!!
MC: You’ve got to be joking.
EH: I’m not.
MC: I’m no fan of Tyler, but he won that match.
EH: This is ridiculous.
MC: An unbelievable finish!
THE MAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN EVENTNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPROB COLE Vs. ‘IRONHEAD’ STEVE HANSONThis match featured perhaps the two most popular men to have ever fought in the OMG!W squared circle. And it was a good match for it, fought clean and with good will, but fought hard, with quite a few near falls as Hanson tried to win the National Championship. Hanson fought with his usual intensity against the man covered with the scars of his countless brutal matches, the man who calls himself the Outcast. Hanson was not equal to Cole’s brawling, but Hanson could sure deliver big powerful moves. We join the match in the closing moments of a great National Championship match.
MC: It’s Hanson…IRONSPEAR! IRONSPEAR! Have we got a new National Champion?
EH: That took it out of him. That was a desperation counter, it paid off, but he is on his knees and he can’t make the cover…but now he does, now he does…
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NEW OMG!W CHAMPION!!!!
NO!! Cole kicks out.
MC: Hanson is shaking off the cobwebs. He goes to the other corner, getting ready to hit his IronSpear again…
[ OH MY GOD! POP! ]
EH: RAREFACTION! He hits Hanson on the back of the head with an iron bar! Hanson just collapses. The ref and Cole saw none of this. But Cole, he is now to his feet. He sees Hanson is out of it but doesn’t know why. But still, he goes to the top rope…WORLD’S UGLIEST FROG SPLASH!!! That’s it! That’s victory there!

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MC: 2! Just a 2! Hanson remarkably kicked out. Cole can’t believe he didn’t win it there. Cole, goes to pick Hanson up…SMALL PACKAGE!!! HANSON PULLS COLE INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!
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[ THREE COUNT POP! ]
MC: BUT JUST A TWO! JUST A TWO! Rarefaction pulled the referee’s leg and he couldn’t complete the three count.
[ IRON BAR BLAST POP! ]
EH: Hanson charges Rarefaction but gets blasted with the iron bar! Cole goes for him too but gets the same treatment! Both men down, both men down! This match is over, Rarefaction has ruined a great National Championship match, and he stands over both of them as if he’s just won it!
MC: OH MY GOD, what a night of action! What a night of action!
[ Fade ]